Author Archives: Killion

Film Review: New Year’s Evil (1980)


SYNOPSIS: Let’s go spend this New Years Eve in the city of Los Angeles. There is a great party being planned with two live bands and the radio personality Blaze, the first woman of rock n roll hosting. If the bands music isn’t to your liking you can always call in just like that psychopath who calls himself Evil. Evil has a special New Years resolution this year though, he plans to kill one person … Continue reading

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Film Review: The Messengers 2 – The Scarecrow (2009)


SYNOPSIS: John Rollins is a good man who only wishes to take care of his family. His luck is down however because his farm is about to be foreclosed and there isn’t any future to his crop. That all is about to change, you see John found a scarecrow in his work shed. Suddenly everything is starting to go much better, or is it? REVIEW: Directed by: Martin Barnewitz Starring: Norman Reedus, Claire Holt, Richard … Continue reading

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Film Review: Penance (2009)


SYNOPSIS: Amelia is a single mother trying to do right in these hard times. Amelia has a problem though when she learns about her daughter’s medical problems, and the money that it will eventually cost. Amelia decides to make an audition tape to get onto a television show in hopes of raising the money for her debt and future hospital costs. Her desperation for money leads her on a different path than she would have … Continue reading

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Film Review: 2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams (2010)


SYNOPSIS: The vengeful ghosts from Pleasant Valley are back once again for their annual blood and guts jamboree, this year is a little different though since the local sheriff has decided to take it upon himself to stop the yearly bloodshed. After dealing with the local sheriff the only way that these maniacs know how they decide to take their jamboree on the road after all if the north wont come to the south maybe … Continue reading

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Film Review: Happy Birthday to Me (1981)


SYNOPSIS: Virginia is proud that she belongs to a clique. The best students at a private school. But before her 18th birthday, a grueling set of murders take place and her friends are the ones who are falling prey. Could it be her? She suffers from blackouts due to a freak accident one year earlier. We soon learn the truth behind her accident and what is going on… REVIEW: “Virginia I’ve got a knife…Virginia don’t … Continue reading

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Film Review: The Awakening (1980)


SYNOPSIS:  Matthew Corbeck is an archeologist who spent most of his young career searching for the tomb of a “nameless” Egyptian queen. Lucky for him on the day of his daughter Margaret birth he finds the tomb and finds that the one who was nameless was actually Queen Kara. As we flash forward into Matthews career we find him teaching at a University and estranged out of Margaret’s life. Margaret travels to the U.K. to … Continue reading

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Film Review: Removal (2010)


SYNOPSIS: There is something wrong with Cole mentally after watching a coworker of his commit suicide. He has received therapy and believes that he can make it in the outside world. His wife however disagrees with him and soon he is asked to leave his own house. Six months later we see Cole is still working as a floor cleaning specialist and just before he can get off work and get into his nice warm … Continue reading


Film Review: Almost Invisible (2010)


SYNOPSIS:  A group of your standard clichĂ© college students are looking for a place to party for the weekend when they are suddenly offered a chance to party at April’s house. It doesn’t phase the group of coeds that none of them have ever really hung around with April, nor does the girls neogothic wardrobe. The kids don’t even notice when objects start to move around the house on their own while they are partying, … Continue reading

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Film Review: Taxidermia (2006)


SYNOPSIS: A journey through three generations of men in a very twisted family. Did I mention that one of the members of the family is a taxidermist, or how about the one who is a champion eater. What about the grandfather who has the uncanny ability to shoot fire out of his penis? This is a very strange journey indeed. REVIEW: Directed by: Gyorgy Palfi Starring: Csaba Czene, Gergely Trocsanyi, Adel Stanczel, Marc Bischoff “Three stories. Three generations. Three men. … Continue reading

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Film Review: Possession (2008)

Possession (2008) Sarah Michelle Gellar

SYNOPSIS: Jess appears to have the perfect life, she is very career driven and her husband Ryan is quite possibly the sweetest man on the entire planet. There is one flaw however in Jess’s perfect life and that is her brother in law Roman. Roman is the exact opposite of Ryan so is it any wonder she is extremely confused after a freak traffic accident has Roman behaving just like Ryan? REVIEW: Director: Joel Bergvall … Continue reading

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Film Review: A Cold Day in Hell (2011)


SYNOPSIS: Sweetwater is just a small rural town in America’s old west which is currently being threatened by a local tycoon by the name of Scarsdale. Scarsdale is attempting to build up his own town and in the process of doing so decides that he needs access to a railroad so that his soon to be great town can flourish. Sweetwater decides to fight against the tycoon and enlist one of the most legendary men … Continue reading

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Film Review: The 13th Floor (1988)


SYNOPSIS: As a young child Heather saw her own father kill a boy that was her age, the image of his death has haunted her for life. Now as a young adult Heather still runs from that image in her mind as well as her father who is searching for her, well he isn’t really searching for her…he hired a hit man to do that. Heather finds refuge in an office building hiding out with … Continue reading

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Film Review: Graduation Day (1981)


SYNOPSIS: High school can be murder, especially for members of a Midvale High’s track team. The star runner Laura makes a 100 meter dash in thirty seconds, but falls dead after she crosses the finish line. Now someone is taking out all of the rest of the track team one at a time, will the killer be caught before graduation day? REVIEW: Directed by: Herb Freed Starring: Christopher George, Patch Mackenzie, E. Danny Murphy, Michael … Continue reading

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Film Review: The Spell (2009)


SYNOPSIS: Jenny is at her wits end being checked into a mental institution. She screams when she is shown into a dark room that there are other people in the room and things just have this strange habit of floating around her. If that wasn’t enough she also finds that she has developed a new speaking voice and hordes of dead flies are now showing up all over her apartment……all of this over a guy?

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Film Review: The Incredible Melting Man (1977)


SYNOPSIS: Meet Steve West he is after all an American hero! Steve has just returned from a space trip that involved flying through the rings of Saturn, never mind the fact that half of his skin just came off in your hand when you tried to shake his. Did I mention that it might be a good idea for you to start running now? REVIEW: Director: William Sachs Starring: Alex Rebar, Burr DeBenning, Myron Healey … Continue reading

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Film Review: Link (1986)


SYNOPSIS: Jane is an American studying at the London College of Sciences; she finds and seeks employment from Dr. Phillip as his assistant. Dr. Phillip has a strange study that involves chimpanzees and their intelligence level. His experiments for the most part seem successful and he has learned that chimps although quite intelligent are also quite dangerous as well. Jane begins work at Dr. Phillips deep in the English countryside and finds that the good … Continue reading

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Film Review: Sleeper (2012)


SYNOPSIS: Resnick is a terrible killing machine who has been locked up for years. A convient breakout during a prison transfer leaves the homicidal maniac free and where does he choose to go? Haven’t you seen any of these movies….he’s going after the girl who got away….only this story is nothing like what you are used to….. REVIEW: Directed by: Dru Brown Starring: Kym Jackson, Scott Levy (Raven), Bruce Hopkins and Ty Hungerford “He kicked … Continue reading


Film Review: Entrance (2012)


SYNOPSIS: Suziey Block stars as a young woman living out her twenties in a city. She shares a rather nice apartment with a roommate while maintaining a job at a local coffee house. Her life is pretty routine until a series of strange events start to happen. First there was that strange car that seemed to be following her when she left the local watering hole, and then her beloved dog came up missing. Luckily … Continue reading

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Film Review: Mourning Wood (2010)


SYNOPSIS: Four friends are in an epic struggle to put together a film for a short film festival. Making films is quite hard work and things get even more difficult for the group when local mad scientist Jacob Pendelton’s new product causes what could only be describe as a zombie holocaust. These zombies however are quite different since they spread their disease by ejaculation….Oh did I mention that Pendelton’s product is called “shampube”….yes this is … Continue reading

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Film Review: Moon (2009)


SYNOPSIS: Earth has found a new way to solve the energy crisis; funny thing is that it was above us all along. Helium-3 is the new source of energy and it is found inside of rocks on the far side of the moon. Lunar Industries is leading the way bringing this clean energy to the planet and every three years a new worker is sent to the space station to supervise and make sure that … Continue reading

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Film Review: Color Me Blood Red (1965)


SYNOPSIS: Adam Sorg is a mildly successful artist; I mean he has a nice house on the beach and a pretty gal. Adam is upset though because a local art critic has informed him that his work lacks true color. Adam’s found that color however, and wait till you see what he paints with now.. REVIEW: Directed by: Herschell Gordon Lewis Starring: Gordon Oas-Heim (as Don Joseph), Candi Conder, Elyn Warner, James Jackel and Scott … Continue reading

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