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Film Review: Jinn (2014)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Shawn, an automotive designer, enjoys an idyllic life with his new wife Jasmine until it is interrupted by a cryptic message. The message warns of imminent danger and a curse that has afflicted his family for generations. REVIEW: Effects overtake plot in this fantasy action film, Jinn from Ajmal Zaheer Ahmed that is more show reel …

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Film Review: Big Driver (2014)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A famous mystery writer sets out for revenge after a brutal attack. REVIEW: In Stephen King’s revenge tale, Big Driver, our hero Tess makes a disparaging comment about the output of cable channel, Lifetime. She relates on what’s happened to her within the story and fears that it will make up the narrative of one of …

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Film Review: Amy (2013)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: With the psychic power of clairvoyance, an extra-sensory perception, Amy starts witnessing haunting visions as her entire Amish village begins to fall into demonic control. An ominous funeral director, Christopher, uses Amy’s special abilities to seek out the covert leader behind the possession. Amy and Christopher must stop the fall of their village before the Devil …

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Film Review: Cam2Cam (2014)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: An American tourist in Bangkok encounters a mysterious group of web performers harboring a terrible secret REVIEW: It’s hard to talk about Cam2Cam without feeling like you’re talking about a product of work that’s really two distinct short films, with a smattering of shared actors and have been stitched together by Director Joel Soisson (Piranha 3DD). …

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Film Review: Pretty Dead (2013)

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: After killing and cannibalizing several men and being found unfit for trial, Regina Stevens desperately tried to convince her psychiatric caregivers that she wasn’t mentally ill, but was in fact slowly becoming a real life zombie. REVIEW: If Shaun of the Dead was the world’s first Zom-Rom-Com, then allow me to introduce you to Pretty Dead, the …

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Film Review: Creeping Crawling (2012)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: An eccentric Entomologist tells three dark tales about the creeping crawling insects that burrowing through the walls of homes, eating through our intestines, and for some of us, driving us slowly insane. REVIEW: Creeping Crawling dubs itself as an entomology anthology. Each of its three tales of woe centering around a world of insects with some …

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Film Review: Chastity Bites (2013)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In the early 1600’s, Countess Elizabeth Bathory slaughtered more than 600 young women, believing if she bathed in the blood of virgins that she would stay young and beautiful forever. Still alive today, she’s found a perfect hunting ground for her ‘botox’ as an abstinence educator in conservative America, and the young ladies of San Griento …

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