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Film Review: Flesh Blanket (2018)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A selfish filmmaker fails at creating the cutting edge freedom of speech documentary he had envisioned and inadvertently unleashes holy hell from a 500 pound comedian on the verge of a nervous breakdown. A big fat dose of nightmare fuel for the politically correct! REVIEW: Presented as a documentary, Flesh Blanket follows filmmaker Brandon Graham, playing …

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Film Review: Isabelle (2018)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A young couple’s dream of starting a family shatters as they descend into the depths of paranoia and must struggle to survive an evil presence that wants nothing more than their very own lives. REVIEW: Directed by Robert Heydon (Ecstasy), Isabelle is low budget horror that tries to tackle issues around grief, child abuse and mental …

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Film Review: The Hoard (2018)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: THE HOARD is a comedy/horror mockumentary that chronicles the unravelling of a production team who are attempting to produce the ultimate reality TV show pilot ‘Extremely Haunted Hoarders’. REVIEW: Directed by Jesse Thomas Cook (Monster Brawl) and Matt Wiele (Ejecta), The Hoard tries to blend comedy and horror together through taking potshots at the predictability and …

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Film Review: Margo (2016)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A female-driven, post-society drama/thriller about love, madness, and humankind’s everlasting hunt for companionship. REVIEW: Having been produced by the Blaquefyre Independent Film Festival – a grassroots organization that brings art to small communities – Margo wears its indie film credentials on its sleeve from minute one. It’s more arthouse than it is horror. Written by Matthew …

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Film Review: Black Site (2018)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: An elite military unit encounters a supernatural entity, known as The Elder Gods, that forces them into battle against an army from another world. REVIEW: Anyone even vaguely savvy with the internet will be aware of the ‘two thing’ phenomenon wherein someone on Deviant Art throws two properties together in a picture that will later be …

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Film Review: Dark Forest (2015)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A weekend camping trip turns into a fight for survival. REVIEW: Slasher movies and foreboding forests go together like cookies and milk, Ren and Stimpy, Kanye West and an oversized ego. You literally can’t separate the two. Try to do so and you’re simply spitting in the wind. And we all know that the extra spice …

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