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Film Review: Hell’s Kitty (2018)

SYNOPSIS: Hell’s Kitty is a comedy horror series based on the true life events of Nick, a Hollywood writer, and Angel, his possessed and very possessive pussycat. REVIEW: Life rule number one: You’re either a dog person or a cat person. Once you’ve chosen your camp, you’re destined for a life of defending your corner whilst hurling disparaging remarks back. …

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Film Review: Seizure (2016)

SYNOPSIS: A young gangster forced into trafficking girls goes into hiding when a deal goes wrong but when the girl unleashes her supernatural curse he must decide between his love for her or running for his life. REVIEW: As of writing in the year of our Lord 2020, Guy Ritchie’s The Gentlemen has just finished doing the rounds at the …

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Film Review: Draug (2018)

SYNOPSIS: In the 11th century a missionary goes missing somewhere in the huge forests bordering the northern parts of Sweden. Among the rescue party chosen to find him is Nanna, a young woman on her first real mission and her first return to the part of the country where she was born. But what they will find deep inside those …

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Film Review: Them That Follow (2019)

SYNOPSIS: Set deep in the wilds of Appalachia, where believers handle death-dealing snakes to prove themselves before God, a pastor’s daughter holds a secret that threatens to tear her community apart. REVIEW: Them That Follow marks the directorial debut of Britt Poulton and Dan Maddison. Alice Englert (Beautiful Creatures) plays Mara, the daughter of a Pentecostal minister who preaches in …

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Film Review: Kaleidoscope (2016)

SYNOPSIS: A psychological thriller about the destructive relationship between a middle-aged man and his mother REVIEW: Toby Jones is an actor who manages to heighten any material he’s in, from recent work in Atomic Blonde to lighter affair such as Dad’s Army. Indeed, he is by far one of the few highlights of the miserable thriller, The Snowman. He is …

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Film Review: The Convent (2000)

SYNOPSIS: A group of college students break into an abandoned convent and become possessed by demonic spirits. REVIEW: It’s 1960 and a Catholic school girl arrives outside the gates of the St Francis boarding school. In one hand, she carries a duffel bag containing a baseball bat and shotgun, and in the other hand, a can of petrol. Wearing shades, …

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Film Review: The Orange Man

SYNOPSIS: In 1987 a disillusioned door to door orange salesman horrifically murders his first victim. Move forward 27years and a land developer is buying an orange grove. He and his 3 friends plan a fishing trip to get his head around the pending transaction, unbeknown to them, his estranged wife and her new boyfriend have also chosen the very same …

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Film Review: Boo! (2018)

SYNOPSIS: A torn suburban family refuses to heed the warning of an innocent prank left upon them which causes an unknown supernatural force to wreak havoc. REVIEW: Luke Jarden’s BOO! is a film that doesn’t lend itself well to a brief synopsis like the one above this very review. You can tell people it’s about a family being haunted because …

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