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Film Review: The Convent (2000)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A group of college students break into an abandoned convent and become possessed by demonic spirits. REVIEW: It’s 1960 and a Catholic school girl arrives outside the gates of the St Francis boarding school. In one hand, she carries a duffel bag containing a baseball bat and shotgun, and in the other hand, a can of …

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Film Review: Auteur (2014)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: On the brink of reaching the pinnacle of his film career for his latest theatrical masterpiece; Director Charlie Buckwald suddenly disappears. Taking all of the footage and leaving virtually no trace of his existence. Soon to follow are the sudden deaths of his film crew and pieces of evidence that all point to one incident on …

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Film Review: Chicago Rot (2016)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After years of rotting in Joliet, Les, a wrongfully imprisoned street legend known as “The Ghoul”, is released into a mad search through Chicago’s back alleys for the man who slaughtered his mother and robbed him of his soul. Aided by mysterious benefactors, he must delve beneath the city into a modern labyrinth of gutters whose …

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Film Review: 001 Trolling (2017)

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: Odyn, a manic security guard impersonates famous rappers in chat rooms to distract from regret, but when he is hacked and scouted by an underground internet troll group, they set out to repair their wounded egos & troll the planet. REVIEW: After the polarizing endeavor of Struggled Reagans, which also went by the more Sabai company baiting Cosplay …

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Film Review: Die Die Delta Pi (2013)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In late 1980s, when times were fun, technology was changing, clothes were Rad and girls were Bad; there was one thing that didn’t change, traditions. Delta Pi, a long-lasting sorority institution in the heart of Tampa, Florida, keeps that tradition “alive”…until late 1986 Spring Break when a serial killer was just coming to light. REVIEW: Being …

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Film Review: The Phoenix Project (2015)

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: Four scientists craft a machine to reanimate deceased organisms. REVIEW: Setting up a makeshift laboratory in a garage, a group of scientists fail to heed the warnings laid out in Mary Shelley’s seminal Frankenstein and work together to try and crack the secret of resurrection. Whilst some amongst you may be thinking there’s potential here for Flatliners …

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Film Review: Bonejangles (2017)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: While transporting the unstoppable killer Bonejangles to an asylum, a group of police officers encounter a hellish pit stop: a cursed town where the dead rise from their graves. Now the only way to save their lives and the town is to release Bonejangles and fight the curse…with something much worse. REVIEW: Make a horror that’s …

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Film Review: Sorceress (1995)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: This is another look at the occult as inspired by Roger Corman and his view of the dark side. Jealous witch Erica uses her powers to influence her unwitting husband Larry and his colleagues, who all work for a big law firm. REVIEW: Within five minutes of Sorceress, directed by Jim Wynorski (Sorority House Massacre II) …

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