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Film Review: Nazi Dawn (aka Black Ops, Dead Water) (2008)

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SYNOPSIS: When a WWII-era transport ship, reactivated and deployed in the Persian Gulf for black-op interrogations, falls radio silent, an elite Marine task force, along with an NCIS investigator and two scientists, are sent to apprehend the terrorists… Only to find a more devious enemy REVIEW: Written by: Ethan Wiley & Roel Reine Directed by: Roel Reine Starring: Lance Henriksen, ...

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Film Review: The Echo (2008)

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SYNOPSIS: Echoes from the past plague ex-con Bobby (Jesse Bradford) when he moves into his dead mother’s apartment and begins to hear disturbing noises next door. His paranoia grows as he investigates and realizes that no one else notices the strange and sinister happenings. Director Yam Laranas favors creative lighting and suspenseful editing over special effects in this terrifying remake ...

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Film Review: Ticked off Trannies with Knives (2010)

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SYNOPSIS: A group of trannies are violently bashed and left for dead. The surviving ladies regain consciousness, confidence, and courage ready to seek out revenge on the ones who attacked them. REVIEW: Written & Directed by: Israel Luna Starring: Krystal Summers, Erica Andrews, William Belli, Kelexis Davenport, Richard Curtin QUICK FIX: A group of transvestite stage performers go out for ...

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Film Review: Lesbian Vampires (aka Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires) (2003)

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Also titled: Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires: The Curse of Ed Wood! SYNOPSIS: Carmilla, the Queen of the Lesbian Vampires, shows the pleasures of girl-on-girl love to sweet young Lilith with depraved vampires of Carmilla’s coven. Horror host, Mr. Creeps, brings back the spirit of Ed Wood to solve the problems of these demented Goth scream queens. REVIEW: Written & Directed ...

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Film Review: Lost Boys – The Thirst (2010)

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SYNOPSIS: The thankless life of a vampire hunter has taken its toll on Edgar Frog. After losing best friend and fellow vamp fighter… REVIEW: Written by: Evan Charnov & Hans Rodionoff Directed by: Dario Piana Starring: Corey Feldman, Jamison Newlander, Casey B. Dolan, Tanit Phoenix, Seb Castang QUICK FIX: A suckmonkey with a taste for global vampire domination is handing ...

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Film Review: Carnival of The Damned (2008)

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SYNOPSIS: The film follows a detective, a rookie officer, a waitress, a reporter, and a hitman stopping a cult from taking over with a legion of the walking dead. Where will you be when the world ends? REVIEW: Written & Directed by: Chris Thompson Starring: Raphael Giovanni Carlo, Adrienne Baltz, Brandon Warren, Jason Crabbe, Nick Frank. QUICK FIX: A demon-worshipping ...

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Film Review: Dark Woods (2009)

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SYNOPIS: young married couple moves to a secluded area to cope with the wife’s terminal illness. As the wife’s condition gets worse, the husband’s growing detachment from her forces him into a tumultuous relationship with a local teenage girl whom he rescues from a sexual assault. REVIEW: Written by: John Muscarnero Directed by: Michael Escobedo Starring: Tracy Coogan, John Muscarnero, ...

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Film Review: Bit Parts (2006)

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SYNOPSIS: Dr. Cranston is a successful plastic surgeon in Los Angeles until his daughter is horribly disfigured in a car accident that he caused. To ease his remorse, he tirelessly labors to replace the mangled features of his sweet Maggie. Wanting his daughter to be perfect, Dr. Cranston seeks women with the “perfect nose,” “perfect eyes” or “perfect breasts” for ...

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Film Review: The Dark Lurking (2008)

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SYNOPSIS: Something has gone terribly wrong at research station 320, a secret research facility one mile beneath the earth’s surface. All communications are gone, all means of escape destroyed and an extremely dangerous horde of rapidly mutating ancient flesh eating creatures are consuming everything in their path. Eight survivors of the outpost, two research subjects, three mercenaries, two research technicians ...

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Film Review: Recycled Parts (2007)

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SYNOPSIS: On a Friday night, five college friends cruise downtown looking for a popular nightclub. Momentarily distracted, their driver mows down a pregnant woman. The panicked kids contemplate ditching the scene until a strange doctor arrives to offer his assistance. The frightened kids enter his bizarre office and end up trapped in a macabre underworld where body parts are extracted ...

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Film Review: A Thousand Words – Bloodline (2006)

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SYNOPSIS: Ian’s back and he’s not alone! This sequel continues the story of Ian, a voyeuristic serial killer with a penchant for photographing his victims. Ian’s past is revealed as his son, Steven, struggles to win the heart of Jennifer, his neighbor’s girlfriend. The journey of father and son brings us closer to understanding the killer inside Ian, as he ...

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Film Review: A Perfect Getaway (2009)

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SYNOPSIS: Newlyweds Cliff (Steve Zahn) and Cydney (Milla Jovovich) are enjoying a perfect honeymoon in Hawaii — until they run into a pair of menacing hikers, Nick (Timothy Olyphant) and Gina (Kiele Sanchez). As it turns out, the two are dangerous killers who begin stalking the not-so-happy couple. David Twohy wrote and directed this action-packed thriller, which co-stars Marley Shelton, ...

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Film Review: Horrid (2009)

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SYNOPSIS: Take a trip to the north woods, but don’t plan on going home. REVIEW:Β  Written & Directed by:Β James PronathΒ  Starring:Β Kevin Kiser, Kyle Berg, Chase Stoeger, Liz Ribarchek, Michela KealeyΒ  QUICK FIX: John is getting married soon (Applause!!) and his friends, of course, decide that John needs his one final night of debauchery before tying the nuptialistic knot.Β After getting kicked ...

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