I feel it necessary to start this review by giving you a quick bit of information: I am a sucker for short stories. I absolutely eat them up and as such my personal book collection has its fair share of anthologies and collections. Therefore, gladly and without knowing a thing about the stories or author, I took on the task of reviewing Miss Lisamarie Lambâs short story collection Over the Bridge.
Short, indeed, as the entire sixteen stories encompass only 87 pages total. However, while most of the stories are only a handful of pages long, they are entertaining enough that itâs okay. As is the case with most short story collections, there were of course some hits as well as some misses, all of which will be briefly reviewed and graded on a scale of one to ten below.
The first story in the set is one titled âThe Plot Thickensâ, in which a married couple both plot to kill each other and collect the life insurance, leading to a rather upsetting ending for them both. I think it did a decent job of setting the mood for the rest of the stories in the collection. With a slight dash of twisted humor and a satisfying ending, this one was a short but sweet experience that earns a seven out of ten.
âPrettyâ, the second story in the book and also one of the shortest, was in fact too short in my opinion. I liked the idea (a woman so vain that she goes to drastic measures when a child calls her âprettyâ), but I would have liked to see more than just what is offered in the one and a half pages it covers. âPrettyâ still gets a six though for concept and (lightning fast) execution.
âCatâs Got Your Tongueâ was one of my least favorite. Itâs basically the dialogue of a woman who lost her husband and, evidently, her mind. How the cat comes in to play Iâll leave for the reader to discover. This one just didnât entertain me in the way the others did, so it gets a four out of ten.
âSay Cheeseâ, in all honesty, reminded me of an old Goosebumps book I read as a kid. In fact, itâs the same plot: a mysterious old camera is found at a yard sale, pictures are taken, and horrible things happen to the people in the pictures. While it was entertaining, I canât give Ms. Lamb many points for recycling a childrenâs story and not adding any sort of twist to it. Two of ten.
The following story, âMedicine Manâ, was a great improvement and in fact was one of the best in the book. This is the story of an old Indian medicine man whoâs slight booze problem leads him into much greater issues. I canât say much else without giving things away but this was a very refreshing story that gets an eight of ten.
âAn Average of Forty-One a Yearâ is another of the high-ranking stories offered here. It involves two couples going on vacation for very different reasons. I wonât offer any other clues, but this is a definite eight.
I was not a big fan of the seventh story, titled âTyger, Tygerâ. It uses a young girlâs imagination to bring about interesting effects, but so much more could have gone into the story. Four of ten is all this story gets.
âTravelling Westâ was a gem in my opinion. The story is about a woman on a bus telling her own story to some strangers about why sheâs upset. I loved the dark humor of the ending and give this a nine of ten.
While âNo Crying Over Spilled Bloodâ has a pretty lame name, it is a story that really made me want more. I adored the legend of the crying woman that Ms. Lamb created in this piece and I really hope she brings her back for future stories. This is the one and only ten of ten in the book.
The tenth story, âSoft Snowflakesâ, was both the shortest and weakest of the collection. A young woman reminisces about her deceased husband. One of ten, the end.
âHer Houseâ is a quick little ghost story. Nothing too special here, just a five of ten.
âBensonâs Barnâ was another that just did not impress me. Itâs about an abandoned barn that a man takes over and turns into a mechanic shop. Iâll give it a five of ten, as it was decent but nothing special.
I didnât like âThe Guardiansâ. There wasnât anything here that impressed me. Thereâs a bit of narrative about a gypsy curse and thatâs it. The guardians themselves are never explained. Two of ten.
âHorizonâ was fun to read. Unfortunately, itâs again a very short two-pager. However, it offers a twist ending that is delectable for those with my kind of dark humor. This one gets an eight.
Here is yet another very fun tale. Number fifteen in the book, âEternalâ is the tale of a woman who will go to any length to live forever and yet doesnât have the patience to save herself. This one is a nine, no questions asked.
At last, we come to the final story of the book, âThe Dead Shipâ. While it wasnât the greatest story, it wasnât the worst either and it deserves a six of ten for the interest it kept.
Overall, the quality of the stories is a bit of a mixed bag, but there are a few gems in here that make this particular collection well worth the money.
Book Review: Over the Bridge – Author Lisamarie Lamb