If you thought Bill Oberst Jr. was terrifying in “Take this Lollipop” , then you haven’t listened to your voicemail lately! This is the most interactive contest to ever be promoting by HorrorNews.net, and we take no responsibility for the actions of Bill Oberst Jr. He’s too unpredictable. You have been warned.
We are talking about Bill Oberst Jr. (star of Lincoln vs Zombies) leaving YOU, the horror fan, a very creepy voicemail and YOU decide what you want him to say. How’s that for a blockbuster HorrorNews.net contest!?
Please email email@example.com and put “Bill Oberst Jr.” in the subject line. In the body of the email, please put your full name and complete mailing address. Here’s the fun part. Write down the personalized outgoing voicemail message that you want Bill Oberst Jr. to record. We will review all responses with Bill Oberst Jr. and he will pick his favorite. We give Bill Oberst Jr. the rights to tweak the message if need be.
“Hi this is Bill Oberst Jr., Sharon can’t come to the phone right now…she’s a little tied up” (or similarly creepy)
What? That’s not enough? You want something else?
We are prepared to give you, not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 autographed 10 x 13 glossy mini-posters for the low, low price of nothing. The posters include: Lincoln vs Zombie poster, Nude Nuns With Big Guns poster, Nazi Zombie poster, and the Lord Bateman – red demon shot!
If you WIN this contest, you get the personalized outgoing voicemail message & four awesome Bill Oberst Jr. autographed posters!!! This just in…. (Bill Oberst Jr. said he will also sign the posters with a small personal message). That’s a bargain at any price!
Act Now and you DON’T get a free set of Ginsu Knives!!!!! We don’t let Bill play with knives.
FREE SHIPPING AND HANDLING, US RESIDENTS ONLY! Bla Bla Bla