Every now and then something comes along that is too tempting not to make fun of. We don’t get to do enough of these but on the cusp of a famous president horror movie approaching (Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter), this latest tidbit demands a place in the Horror anals of History.
In a recent sound byte that’s traveling quicker than news of another limp-ass remake, Barack Obama cites enjoying a plate of dog while then moving on to his next course of snake.
This all comes on the rather hilarious political comparison to make the news as of late with Romney citing letting his dog rest on his car roof (aka roof ride) while Obama citing enjoying “eating dog meat as a little boy little boy in Indonesia.”
Now horror world or not, We HorrorNews.netters come from a long line of citizens who just don’t eat their pets. Maybe that will change in the 2012 chaos approaching, but for now we’re just fine with hamburgers and pizza. You can’t make up stuff this good…
The clip cites as such:
“With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy). Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate: One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share.
Though in the interest of the horror world, I thought it’d make for a great movie poster. Sorry if it appears rushed ;)
I imagine moviemakers will jump on this opportunity as well (aka viral youtube clips??) as a few Saturday Night Live skits….dog eating dog eater…yumm yumm…woof!
Hide Your Pets, the President approaches – and the pooch don’t like it