Dai of the Dead: Horror Talk 28

Heya My Freaks and Minx!
I am so happy to be back with you guys, you have NO clue how much I have missed ya.

My tail is uncontrollably wagging as we speak! ;)

This edition we are going to be coveringa few things so I hope you will take sometime to site back, relax, and enjoy the Talk that is Horror on Horror Talk with Dai Green (me)!

I have compiled a few top 5 lists of my own for the ending of 2009! Man, this year went by like a brick in a puddle, didn’t it.

But that’s ok with me because we have some really awesome things in store for you in this issue and I hope you will eat them all up in a very bloody and cannibalistic way!

So without further ado’s, lets start out with my top 5 lists:

Top 5 Gifts For Your Horror Fan Just In Time For X-mas:
1. Original and rare art selections from HyaenaGallery.com
2. Apparel from RottenCotton.com
3. Dolls made out of real bone pieces from Dolls And Dead Things (On Myspace)
4. FOR ADULTS ONLY! ChainsawSallyShow.com/in-page/intimate.html
5. B-Movie Victims Play Set from Stupid.com

Top 5 Coolest Pieces Of Horror News of 2009:
1. James Wan to make Castlevania
2. Stephen King writing sequel to The Shinning
3. Sam Raimi’s return to horror (Drag Me To Hell)
4. Hatchet 2 is in development
5. Dai will be appearing on upcoming episodes of The Chainsaw Sally Show! (Hells Yeah! Haha)

Top 5 Movies of 2009
1. Martyrs
2. Drag Me To Hell (Sam Raimi)
3. Paranormal Activity (Oren Peli)
4. Trick-Or-Treat
5. Black Devil Doll (The Lewis Brothers)

Top 5 Independent Films to watch out for in 2010:
1. Sweatshop (Stacy Davidson)
2. Good Sisters (Jimmyo Burril)
3. Smash Cut
4. Brain Dead (Kevin Tenney)
5. Welcome To My Darkside: Women In Horror (Reyna Young)

And since I have compiled those kick ass lists for you, as a special treat, I have turned some of those things into a song JUST for you guys out there in Horror Land!

This is Horror Talk with Dai’s rendition of the Twelve Days Of Christmas! (Hey, if Rob Z. can make some remakes, why can’t I?? Hahaha)

The Twelve Dais Of X-mas~

On the first day of X-mas,
my true love sent to me
Black Devil Doll on DVD.

On the second day of X-mas,
my true love sent to me
Two Martyred Chicks,
And Black Devil Doll on DVD.

On the third day of X-mas,
my true love sent to me
Three James Wan films,
Two Martyred Chicks,
And Black Devil Doll on DVD.

On the fourth day of X-mas,
my true love sent to me
Four pissed off ghosts,
Three James Wan films,
Two Martyred Chicks,
And Black Devil Doll on DVD.

On the fifth day of X-mas,
my true love sent to me
Five Pics Of Dai!, (Freezing in a swamp, we call that one Swamp Thang)
Four pissed off ghosts,
Three James Wan films,
Two Martyred Chicks,
And Black Devil Doll on DVD.

On the sixth day of X-mas,
my true love sent to me
Six angry gypsies,
Five Pics Of Dai!, (In her britches and heels, who does that?!)
Four pissed off ghosts,
Three James Wan films,
Two Martyred Chicks,
And Black Devil Doll on DVD.

On the seventh day of X-mas,
my true love sent to me
Seven Brain Dead teens,
Six angry gypsies,
Five Pics Of Dai!, (Posing in front of the mirror with her phone, can we say Myspace pose?!)
Four pissed off ghosts,
Three James Wan films,
Two Martyred Chicks,
And Black Devil Doll on DVD.

On the eighth day of X-mas,
my true love sent to me
Eight spells to kill you,
Seven Brain Dead teens,
Six angry gypsies,
Five Pics Of Dai!, (In the haunted jail with her oversized butt hogging the lens)
Four pissed off ghosts,
Three James Wan films,
Two Martyred Chicks,
And Black Devil Doll on DVD.

On the ninth day of X-mas,
my true love sent to me
Nine murdered ravers
Eight spells to kill you,
Seven Brain Dead teens,
Six angry gypsies,
Five Pics Of Dai!, (Once again freezing her butt in a grave yard with her nose redder than her heels)
Four pissed off ghosts,
Three James Wan films,
Two Martyred Chicks,
And Black Devil Doll on DVD.

On the tenth day of X-mas,
my true love sent to me
Ten evil minions,
Nine murdered ravers,
Eight spells to kill you,
Seven Brain Dead teens,
Six angry gypsies,
Five Pics Of Dai!, (In a mock Calvin Klein pose, talk about ego)
Four pissed off ghosts,
Three James Wan films,
Two Martyred Chicks,
And Black Devil Doll on DVD.

On the eleventh day of X-mas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven kick ass girls in horror,
Ten evil minions,
Nine murdered ravers,
Eight spells to kill you,
Seven Brain Dead teens,
Six angry gypsies,
Five Pics Of Dai!, (Shirtless, covering her boobs with her arms, that got banned by Facebook)
Four pissed off ghosts,
Three James Wan films,
Two Martyred Chicks,
And Black Devil Doll on DVD.

On the twelfth day of X-mas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve B-List Actors dying,
Eleven kick ass girls in horror,
Ten evil minions,
Nine murdered ravers,
Eight spells to kill you,
Seven Brain Dead teens,
Six angry gypsies,
Five Pics Of Dai!, (Posing shamelessly with road kill making it look like she pushed them out of her womb)
Four pissed off ghosts,
Three James Wan films,
Two Martyred Chicks,
And Black Devil Doll on DVD!

True story folks, I have everyone of those pics to prove it, too!!
Feel free to post this anywhere you’d like or even send me a sound byte of you singing it!

Of course you’d have to make sure to sing the parenthesis parts in a high pitched mono-toned harmony, or else it would just sound silly and this could be the next Christmas Classic!
I hope you guys enjoyed it! Hahaha

YOU SPEAK, I LISTEN!

Here is the part where all of your kick ass comments come into play!

Every few days I post a new question on HORROR TALK’s FaceBook fan page and get your responses. Sometimes we get some really good feedback and sometimes, well, they just suck BUT we love them all the same around here! ;)
So here are a few of the questions I have asked and what others had to say about them. If you aren’t a friend of fan of the page yet, please visit Facebook.com/DaiGreen to sign up!

Question 1:
What would YOU like to see more of in horror films??

Al Magliochetti – How about a real story that’s not a crap-ass remake?
Avery K Tingle – Ratchet up the psychological element and realize that gore does not always equate with fear.
Bill Shafer – Midgets, Bette Midler, full frontal male nudity, and ironic twists.
David Green – Linnea Quigley, Jewel Shepard, Samantha Fox…oh wait, wrong list.
Christopher J. Barla – Less CGI. But, you can NEVER have too many zombies!

Question 2:
GUYS: Is it an important requirement for the girl whom you are considering DATING (not “doing” haha) to be a fan of horror?

Guthrie Lowe – yes
Jason Horton – i don’t mind if they’re not a fan. But I don’t have a lot of patients for anyone who refuses any kind of movie or book on the basis of genre alone.
Rob Smith – it always helps if she’s at least open minded to horror, or any other genre i like. i do the same for a lady, why shouldn’t she return the favor?
Rusty Jones – It makes for less arguments at the video store!!! “No I don’t wanna watch ‘Steel Magnolias’, I wanna see ‘Dawn Of The Dead!! C’mon sweetie, it has a mall in it and you know how much you like the damned mall!!!” HAHAHA!!!!
Brandon Bennett – My girlfriend hates them. The only ones she wants to watch are the Saw films. For some reason she is drawn to the psychological aspects of them. It sucks. Because horror is mostly all I watch.

Question 3:
What is the most twisted movie you’ve ever had sex to?

Paula Hanson – house of 1000 corpses
Mike Cassell – On golden pond lol
Lisa Tamburo – rob zombies halloween first one
Cindy Hutchins – Either To the Devil A Daughter or some Nun spolitation thing fromt he seventies.
Charlene K. Maldonado – Rocky Horror Picture Show… ;)
Lauren Joseph – Visitor Q
Chukker Resendez – The Original “Last House On The Left” in a Drive-In 7yrs. after it had been considered a Cult Classic. John Carpenter would be SO proud!! (busted the nut when the girl’s Mom bit-off the dude’s ….ummm, well, you know.)–I was 14 yrs. old, too!

How do you guys think you add up to these answers?! Make sure to join in on the fun and put your two cents in, I’m always here to listen. Hahah

CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!

I LOVE giving stuff away to you guys and this time we have some really awesome stuff to pass out.
Six people are going to get a chance to score some awesome Tattered Star Apparel t-shirts that will make ALL of their friends jealous! Mine are, I’ve been sporting mine and am amazed they haven’t been ripped off my body yet.

Here’s what ya have to do:
I have:
3 Medium sized women’s shirts and
3 Large sized Unisex shirts

Go to www.TatteredStar.com and check out their awesome selection.
Then send me an email to :

whatsthebloodydeal@yahoo.com detailing which style is your favorite. (Please note that the shirt you request may or may not be the shirt you will receive. The shirts are chosen at random to be sent out but I PROMISE that you will adore the shirt you get!)

Send the size you are requesting along with TatteredStar.com in the subject line and then tell me which shirts you have chosen for your favorites!

Then watch that inbox to see if YOU are my next winner!
This contest is open to all ages and countries.
Please allow a few weeks for delivery.

Good luck guys and I hope you win!!!

Well kiddies, this has been such a fun column edition!
Thank you all for making this one so awesome and know that I adore each and everyone of your faces!! Haha
This coming month, I will be sending in Vlogs from on location of the Chainsaw Sally Show! I will be guest appearing on an special episode that I can’t wait for you to see! What will I be playing?

What is my characters fate?
Will I get chopped up and maimed by the Goddess Sally herself?
You will never know until the episode comes out! Haha But make sure to keep an eye on my column to get exclusive behind-the-scenes on the in-and-outs of Dai On Location!

Thanks Loves and I will see ya soon!
Xox
Dai

www.myspace.com/dai_o

Email me at :
whatsthebloodydeal@yahoo.com

Views and opinions expressed by Dai are hers and don’t exactly reflect the opinions of horrornews.net, its affiliates, or its owners. So in short, if ya wanna cuss somebody out… talk to that bitch right there!

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