As the title suggests there is a movie coming out that explores the problems that vampires suffer from. Sometimes Vampires can’t get their tooth to function. How embarrassing! The trailer sold me on this film though as it looks like a great horror/comedy which has to be the first time I have ever said that. This film is directed by Maclain Nelson and Matt Jespersen, stars Adam Johnson, Julie Gonzalo, Gary Cole (Office Space) and Maclain Nelson.
The plot synopsis goes like this: “Wayne Gretzky (no relation) is a vampire who can’t grow his teeth. His impotence began when he inadvertently killed Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years ago. To take his mind off the pain, he teaches college history – who better? Attempting to regain his full power, he enlists help from his friend and colleague, Dr. Levine (Gary Cole). Nothing works until a new semester brings freshman Chris Keller. She’s a dead ringer for Mary, and they have a lurid affair while rumors fly around the campus. But it all sours when he turns Chris into a vampire, and her newfound bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the rumors a little too real.”